Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.