It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

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Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

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She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

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I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

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A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

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Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

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I dare you to try and be more single than me.

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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

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People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

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AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.