It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long tim… Commentary:Sounds like they've mastered the ancient art of "nap-fu"—peace and alone time conquer all! 💤🏡😆 Related Funny Posts 🤝 You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out. The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app. I’m not “dating to marry” or “dating for fun.” I’m dating for a secret third reason.