It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

80 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

78 shares on Reddit this month:

If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

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If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

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I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

47 shares on Pinterest this month:

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

16 shares on Instagram this month:

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

70 shares on Telegram this month:

“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

79 shares on Discord this month:

What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.