It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content. Posted on3 days ago3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Reported for trying to convert me into a vegetable cult member 🥦🚨😂 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content. Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe. “New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”. Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done. Calling the police when someone unfollows.