Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

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Everyone is awful in their own special way.

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God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

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Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

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I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

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My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

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Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

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My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

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The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

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“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

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Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.