Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Lesson learned: never cut corners when it comes to hitmen. 💸💥 Better to invest in quality work and avoid those budget-friendly deals! 😅 #HitmanFail" Related Funny Posts 🤝 God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.” I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted. If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house. If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people. Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.