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Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexp…

Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexp…

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"Lesson learned: never cut corners when it comes to hitmen. 💸💥 Better to invest in quality work and avoid those budget-friendly deals! 😅 #HitmanFail"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged age, hiring, hitman, men, regret on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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