Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.
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"Lesson learned: never cut corners when it comes to hitmen. πŸ’ΈπŸ’₯ Better to invest in quality work and avoid those budget-friendly deals! πŸ˜… #HitmanFail"

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