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Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

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Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

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I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

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So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

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Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

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My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

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My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

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Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

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My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

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When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

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Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

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If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

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It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

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Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

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Better to be an overthinker than an overdrinker.

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When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

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Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

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Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

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AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

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I’m about to start telling people, “As long as that makes sense to you,” when they say shit that doesn’t make sense to me.

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As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

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Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

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I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

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Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”

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I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

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I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

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11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

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If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

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Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are?

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One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

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My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

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Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

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Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

Better to be an overthinker than an overdrinker.

When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

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I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

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I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my horniest.

Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

Coffee is better when you have no work.

Bob Ross could paint a forest in 10 minutes. I’ve been ‘working on myself’ for years, and I’m still unfinished.

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Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

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No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

My back and I are definitely not the same age.

Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

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It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

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Better to be an overthinker than an overdrinker.

When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

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