My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

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My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

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Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

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Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

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I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

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Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

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Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

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How old were you when you realized others couldn’t see the matrix?

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Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

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I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.