My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is. Commentary:💦✨ "Guess I need lessons on how to sparkle like a disco ball! Anyone got a beginner’s guide to glistening?" 😂💎 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs. Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever. My AI-generated girlfriend is hotter than your real girlfriend. When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do. Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!
