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“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

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It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

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At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

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Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

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Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

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There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

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People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?