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My psych professor asked if we’d heard of Pavlov. I said, “It rings a bell.” No one laughed; I’m too witty for this class.

My psych professor asked if we’d heard of Pavlov. I said, “It rings a bell.” No one laughed; I’m too witty for this class.

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Sounds like you might need a new audience; maybe try the local dog park! ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ””

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