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Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

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If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

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I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

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Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

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Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

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This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

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Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

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Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.