No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex. Posted onSep 30, 20232 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNo, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby. It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day. I embarrass myself in front of myself. Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea. I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.