No, baby, Iā€™m not dumping you. Iā€™m just rebranding myself as your ex.

No, baby, Iā€™m not dumping you. Iā€™m just rebranding myself as your ex.
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Just a strategic rebranding, darling! šŸ’ā€ā™‚ļø From significant other to expert ex, I'm elevating my status in your life. šŸ˜œ Who knew breakups could be so fashionable? šŸ’” #ChicExGoals

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