No, baby, Iโm not dumping you. Iโm just rebranding myself as your ex. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Just a strategic rebranding, darling! 💁♂️ From significant other to expert ex, I'm elevating my status in your life. 😜 Who knew breakups could be so fashionable? 💔 #ChicExGoals Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title. Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works. Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby. It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day. Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.
