No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When your heart says 'ride or die,' but your brain says 'hide or cry' πππ" Related Funny Quotes π€ No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta. Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name. Relationships are actually easy when youβre not dating a lying weirdo. I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis. I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!