No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrass… Commentary:"When your heart says 'ride or die,' but your brain says 'hide or cry' 😂💔👊" Related Funny Posts 🤝 No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta. It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection. I embarrass myself in front of myself. I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis. Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested!