Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Guess I have a PhD in Unticklology! π π" Related Funny Quotes π€ There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport. My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter. Iβve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch. You know itβs a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you canβt pronounce the name. Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.