Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Sorry, honey, can't chat. It's that crucial moment for me and my phone to bond and enrich each other's lives 📱💸 #RelationshipGoals or #PhoneGoals?" Related Funny Posts 🤝 On my phone, you’ll never see contacts saved as ‘babe’ or ‘love.’ I save full names—first and last—like a government office. Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe. You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me. Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex. Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.