Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.
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"Sorry, honey, can't chat. It's that crucial moment for me and my phone to bond and enrich each other's lives 📱💸 #RelationshipGoals or #PhoneGoals?"

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