Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Sorry, honey, can't chat. It's that crucial moment for me and my phone to bond and enrich each other's lives 📱💸 #RelationshipGoals or #PhoneGoals?" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe. “You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out. But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition. Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date. I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.