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Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

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My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

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You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

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I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

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When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

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Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

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Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.

“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.

The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

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Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

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Call me Frankenstein the way I’m piecing it together.

Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

Growing up, I always knew I was gonna be the distant family member.

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