Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.
Not only is it not Friday, it's not even Thursday.
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β€œLooks like we’re stuck in the dreaded land of β€˜Not-Friday-Not-Thursday-ville’ πŸ™ƒβ³ At least we’ve got each other to make it through this midweek madness! Keep pushing, the weekend will eventually grace us with its presence! πŸŽ‰πŸ€ͺ #IsItFridayYet”

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