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I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

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Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

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Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

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Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.