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The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

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Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

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I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

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5 months ago

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All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

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2 months ago

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I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

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2 months ago

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51 shares on Discord this month:

I’m not old, I’m vintage.

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If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

63 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

11 shares on Instagram this month:

A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

57 shares on Facebook this month:

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

This Dollar Tree energy drink has me seeing colors that aren’t available to the naked eye, yet.

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

35 shares on YouTube this month:

Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

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Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

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I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

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My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

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Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

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To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

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Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

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Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

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I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

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I saved a ton of money on a security system by stealing my neighbor’s.

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I’m not worried about shattering the illusion, I want to smash it to pieces.

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I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Don’t get horny around me; I’m an empath.

Going viral on Messenger:

I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

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My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

Trending via Threads:

Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

Spotted on X:

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

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If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

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Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.

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Sorry, can’t make it, just remembered I don’t want to.

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Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

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The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

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