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  • I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.
  • All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.
  • When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.
  • All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.
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