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Sounds like a two-tissue job with a side of tech tears 😂🖨️💻
Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.
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If Netflix had its way, they'd charge each of my personalities for their own subscription 😂🍿💸
If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’
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That's spot on, mate! I reckon the Demogorgon would pop over for tea and biscuits instead 🍪👾🇬🇧
Super excited to not contribute anything worthwhile today.
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Living my best life by perfecting the art of productive procrastination. 🙃🎉
There’s nothing I hate more than being comfy in bed and suddenly needing to pee.
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When your bladder decides to play hide and seek just as you're snuggled in, it's a real-life plot twist! 🚽😴🚨
Prison pen pal doesn’t want us to write each other anymore. Finds my life too depressing.
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Even my pen pal from Alcatraz thinks I need to lighten up! 🖊️😅📬
I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.
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Unstoppable force meets immovable drizzle 😂☔️
I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.
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Brains: the ultimate drama queens of multitasking! 🤯🧠🙅♂️
Somehow I picked the worst possible decade to try to have a career.
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Trying to build a career in this decade feels like trying to cook a soufflé during an earthquake! 🍳😅🌍
People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.
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When my heart wants tacos but my brain says salad, it’s a real ethical dilemma 🌮🧠🥗