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I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

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Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

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Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

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Living la vida taco!

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The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

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American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

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Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

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Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.