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Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

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Going viral on YouTube:

Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

Going viral on Messenger:

I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

Making waves on X:

I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

Seen just now on Discord:

“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

Going bananas on X:

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

Trending via WeChat:

The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”
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Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there… Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on TikTok:

“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

Just landed via Snapchat:

Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

Making waves on Discord:

Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

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