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Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

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People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

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Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.

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The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

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And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

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Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

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lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

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Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

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People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

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Quitting a job is not enough. I need them to go out of business when I leave.

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God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

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That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

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The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

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Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

80 shares on Telegram this month:

Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

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Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

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I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

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Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

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Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

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Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

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Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

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No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

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A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

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It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

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I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

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By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

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No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

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Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.

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I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

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Been getting really into nothing.

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Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

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The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

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I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

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It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

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Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

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Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.

The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

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