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33 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

11 shares on Reddit this month:

Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

28 shares on Threads this month:

Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

51 shares on Slack this month:

(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

34 shares on YouTube this month:

Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

89 shares on Slack this month:

My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

76 shares on Slack this month:

Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

18 shares on Facebook this month:

After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

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Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m old enough to remember when regular websites were usable.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

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Making waves on WhatsApp:

I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Can’t believe, as a kid, I thought 21-year-olds had their lives figured out.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

Breaking via YouTube:

Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.

Making waves on Discord:

If you relate to me, get some help!

Just shared via Messenger:

I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

Going bananas on Twitch:

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

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Some people are like ads, just skip.

I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

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Some people are like ads, just skip.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

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