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My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

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You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

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One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

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I will never stop being a quitter!

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Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

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I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

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When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

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Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

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The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!