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Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

Commentary:
"Who needs a kid that listens the first time when you can have a unicorn instead? πŸ¦„βœ¨ Maybe they'll be more obedient! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘‚"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged frustration, humor, invent, invention, kid, listen, needs, parenting, someone, time on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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