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Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

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My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

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Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

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Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

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Viewing someone’s LinkedIn after they’ve viewed yours to assert dominance.

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Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

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I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

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Three wise men? I highly doubt that.

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Winter hack: Avoid the cold by never leaving your house.

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My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

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I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”

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Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

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Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

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I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

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If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

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As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

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Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

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Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

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If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

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21 shares on Instagram this month:

Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

49 shares on Pinterest this month:

Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

46 shares on X this month:

Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

23 shares on TikTok this month:

Homeless man just called me a “loser,” and I showed him my house keys.

86 shares on Twitch this month:

If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

19 shares on Snapchat this month:

Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

71 shares on Reddit this month:

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left open, loud noises, and people.

73 shares on X this month:

Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

64 shares on Reddit this month:

Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

47 shares on Discord this month:

My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

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Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

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It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

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Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

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I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

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I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

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Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

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I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

Spotted on YouTube:

Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I want a man to love me so bad his entire family thinks I did witchcraft on him.

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And to think I survived a global pandemic for this.

Making waves on Facebook:

Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

Just landed via WeChat:

It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

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I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

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