Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time. Commentary:"Who needs a kid that listens the first time when you can have a unicorn instead? π¦β¨ Maybe they'll be more obedient! ππ" Related Funny Posts π€ Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight? Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens. Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST? No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable. They should invent someone who holds me.