Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

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Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

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I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

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You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

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I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

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We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

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Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

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She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

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I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

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Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

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They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.