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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

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Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

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Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

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The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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Men can be sorted into two camps: the ones who get haircuts way before they need them, and the ones who wait until people in their lives are complaining.

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

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Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

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I’m sorry for the things I said when there were too many noises at the same time.

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If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

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Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

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Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.

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Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

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Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

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Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

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Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

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I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

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“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

Missionary, so we can discuss how 15 min can save us 15% or more on car insurance.

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.

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I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

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The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

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