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When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

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An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

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Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

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It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

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You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

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My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

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42 shares on Twitch this month:

Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

95 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

62 shares on TikTok this month:

Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

13 shares on Snapchat this month:

Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

39 shares on Discord this month:

Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

84 shares on Threads this month:

Doctor said I am terminally chill.

37 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If there are parallel realities, I really hope they’re not as stupid as this one.

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Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

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Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

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Been telling everyone, “It’s been a good year for horses.” No idea whether that’s true or not, but they keep nodding like it makes a lot of sense.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

What is it called when you’re smart but everything you do is freaking stupid?

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

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Spotted on Twitch:

Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Animals be 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

Just landed via WeChat:

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

Trending via TikTok:

We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.

Breaking via Threads:

I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

Seen just now on TikTok:

By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I’ve reached the age where I just bought a bird bath for my backyard.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

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When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

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Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

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