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66 shares on Instagram this month:

IP address? You mean the bathroom?

22 shares on Twitch this month:

Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

11 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

61 shares on YouTube this month:

Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

64 shares on TikTok this month:

Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

60 shares on Reddit this month:

Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

31 shares on Messenger this month:

Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

37 shares on Instagram this month:

Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

85 shares on WeChat this month:

I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

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A hostile alien invasion sounds like a nice change of pace.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

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I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

My mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot. At first, I laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

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Shared recently on Reddit:

This meeting could have been a pajama party.

Going viral on Slack:

With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

Going bananas on Discord:

Are you gonna call me beautiful today, or do I need to go to the gas station?

Just landed via Twitch:

I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Source? It was revealed to me on my walk.

Going bananas on Slack:

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

Live now on X:

Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you.

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Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

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Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

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