Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:😂 Who needs feelings when you can have a full tank of sarcasm? 🤖🛠️ #JokesOnly #UpgradeComplete Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life. Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings. I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes. I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again. Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.