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Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes r…

Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes r…

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😂 Who needs feelings when you can have a full tank of sarcasm? 🤖🛠️ #JokesOnly #UpgradeComplete

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged away, comedy, emotional, emotional suppression, feelings, health, humor, i, jokes, mental, mental health, replace, right, sarcasm, self-deprecation, sorry, suppression, wit on Jun 3, 2025 by slickboy.

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