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  • It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?
  • All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.
  • Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.
  • Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.
  • One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”
  • Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.