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Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

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I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

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It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

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Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

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Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

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That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

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My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn word you said.