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"Sorry I’m late, blame it on the washing machine's sneaky time management skills! 🕒🧺 Maybe next time I should double-check if it’s on ‘spin cycle’ or ‘time warp’ mode! ⏳😆"
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Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

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