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Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

Commentary:
"Sorry I’m late, blame it on the washing machine's sneaky time management skills! 🕒🧺 Maybe next time I should double-check if it’s on ‘spin cycle’ or ‘time warp’ mode! ⏳😆"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged chores, cycle, excuse, household, household chores, humor, i, late, left, machine, minute, only, procrastination, sorry, washing, washing machine on Nov 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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