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Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

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Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

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Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

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If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

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If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.

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At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

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I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

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I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

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“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

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If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

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There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

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Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

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If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.

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I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

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Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

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Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

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The 70s, 80s, and 90s were the best decades – so many memories, no evidence.

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There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

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It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

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It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

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BREAKING: OpenAI to partner with OpenAI to help fund OpenAI. OpenAI up 90%.

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Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

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I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

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August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

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Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

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Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

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My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

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The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

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My morning routine is basically just me convincing myself not to go back to bed.

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The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

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If we ever make eye contact, just know I imagined way too much already.

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In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

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Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

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I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

The 70s, 80s, and 90s were the best decades – so many memories, no evidence.

There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

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Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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I’m doing pretty good for someone who rarely has a clue.

Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day.

As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing.

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I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

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Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

My five-year plan only requires a few acts of God.

Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

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There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

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