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The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

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I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

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Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

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Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

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Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

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My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

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King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

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Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

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Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

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Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.