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As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

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The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

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My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

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Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

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I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

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Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

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As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

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Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

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Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.