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The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

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90% of debugging is just realizing your own stupidity in slow motion.

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Single by choice. Just not my choice.

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Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

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Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

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When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.

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Ginger ale is the champagne of soda.

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How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

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Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

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I don’t give people directions. What if no one wants them there?

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Trending via Threads:

Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

Trending via Twitch:

Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

Just landed via Reddit:

I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Just landed via Snapchat:

There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

Just landed via TikTok:

Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

Spotted on TikTok:

I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

Live now on X:

As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

Making waves on Messenger:

My body is a vessel for various dips.

Just shared via WeChat:

Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

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My entire university experience summarized: a full-time gig in creative persuasion 🤔🎓📚🔜

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Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

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It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

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It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

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“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

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Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

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Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

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98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

52 shares on Facebook this month:

Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

17 shares on WeChat this month:

Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

70 shares on X this month:

I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

100 shares on Telegram this month:

Mondays have a black belt in psychological warfare.

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

81 shares on Pinterest this month:

We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

31 shares on YouTube this month:

Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

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Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

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I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

You looked so beautiful and combative as we were detained for questioning.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

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Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.

Trending via WeChat:

I wasn’t made to hustle and bustle. I was made to dilly and dally.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

The most dangerous drinking game I play, is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

Going viral on Instagram:

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

Making waves on Messenger:

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

Seen just now on Slack:

Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

Making waves on Reddit:

I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

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Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

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