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No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

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Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

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Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

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If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

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Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

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I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

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When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

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Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

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Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

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One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.