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The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.

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Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

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If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

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Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

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In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

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2 months ago

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That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

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You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

79 shares on YouTube this month:

Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

99 shares on Reddit this month:

When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

25 shares on Slack this month:

My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

12 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

61 shares on Snapchat this month:

Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

88 shares on Reddit this month:

Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

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Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

19 shares on Reddit this month:

Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

34 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

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I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

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I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

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Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

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My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

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The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

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I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

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Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

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“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

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If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

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I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

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You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

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I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

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There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

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I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

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I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

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There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit.

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A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

Breaking via Facebook:

Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

Trending via Facebook:

Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

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That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

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Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

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