That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a significant other when you've got a platonic spouse to share all the drama and laughter? 💁♂️👯♀️ #BestieGoals #PlatonicLoveStory" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.” Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store. Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’. Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again. My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.