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Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

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If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

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Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

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I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

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I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.