That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife. Commentary:"Who needs a significant other when you've got a platonic spouse to share all the drama and laughter? 💁♂️👯♀️ #BestieGoals #PlatonicLoveStory" Related Funny Posts 🤝 “Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons. My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.” Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’. Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist. Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.
