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There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

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Wishing for a "Sugar Daddy Santa" website where dreams come true and funds mysteriously appear! 🎅💸✨

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