There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

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Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

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How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

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Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

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My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

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It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

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People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

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You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

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Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.