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I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

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If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

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Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

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Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

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If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

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Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

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Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

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If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

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Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.