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Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

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There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

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Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

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Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

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I am half agony, half hope.

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Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

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Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

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Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

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Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

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My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

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They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

86 shares on Slack this month:

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

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I still haven’t heard one good argument why I should stop believing in Santa.

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Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

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I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

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May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

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I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

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I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

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Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

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At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

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I was dropped as an adult.

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Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

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New cinephile technique “method watching” — when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.

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Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

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It actually is crazy how many people I know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts.

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You know who else works in mysterious ways? Me.

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Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

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If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

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Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

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Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

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When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

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At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

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They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

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