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Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

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Shared recently on TikTok:

God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

Seen just now on Facebook:

It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

Making waves on TikTok:

I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

Trending via Threads:

School reunion is a scam… nobody is missing anyone, they just want to know whether you have made it in life or not.

Breaking via WeChat:

If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Making waves on WeChat:

Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

Live now on TikTok:

Oops, I accidentally healed too much. I am now uninterested in anyone but mẹ.

Going viral on Facebook:

No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

To everyone who opens the fridge, stares, and closes it hoping new snacks will appear… You’re my people.

Humorous text about fridge stalkers hoping for snacks, capturing a playful, relatable vibe.
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42 shares on Twitch this month:

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

94 shares on Messenger this month:

I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

30 shares on YouTube this month:

When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

85 shares on Pinterest this month:

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

24 shares on Messenger this month:

“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

83 shares on Slack this month:

Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

87 shares on Facebook this month:

You look like the result of a failed CIA experiment.

43 shares on Slack this month:

They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

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I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

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My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

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Little do my friends know they’re healing me every time we hang out.

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If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

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Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

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Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

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When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

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“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

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Twitter is an abusement park.

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To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Discord:

I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

Making waves on Instagram:

You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

Live now on Instagram:

My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

Making waves on TikTok:

Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

Going viral on TikTok:

Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

Trending via Threads:

Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

Making waves on Reddit:

Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

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