Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar? Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Oh, the suspense of waiting for your surprise every month! 🎁🤣 Who needs chocolates when you could have cramps and mood swings instead? 🍫🩸 #MonthlyMagic" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere. Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly. Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country. This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers. According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.
