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My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

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Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

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Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.

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5 months ago

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Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’

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2 months ago

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Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

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2 months ago

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You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

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2 months ago

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A hostile alien invasion sounds like a nice change of pace.

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I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

13 shares on Slack this month:

Most of my shoulder workout comes from shrugging when people ask me questions.

69 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

42 shares on Telegram this month:

Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

76 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

83 shares on Discord this month:

I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

66 shares on YouTube this month:

Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

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Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house.

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First responders? You mean reply guys?

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I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

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There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

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Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

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No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

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The fatigue is reaching levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

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I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

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Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it.

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The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

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Seen just now on Discord:

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

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My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

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Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

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My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

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Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.

Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’

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You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

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