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Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

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"Oh, the suspense of waiting for your surprise every month! 🎁🤣 Who needs chocolates when you could have cramps and mood swings instead? 🍫🩸 #MonthlyMagic"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged calendar, creativity, humor, joke, madvent, madvent calendar, menstruation, period, period tracker, tracker, tracking on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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