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I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

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Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

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This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

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Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

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Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

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She is both the storm and the shelter.

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Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

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If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

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My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

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Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.