Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar? Commentary:"Oh, the suspense of waiting for your surprise every month! 🎁🤣 Who needs chocolates when you could have cramps and mood swings instead? 🍫🩸 #MonthlyMagic" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Who needs a period calendar when I know I’ll have it when I’m crying over nonsense things. The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period. I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone. I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere. Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.