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Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

Freshly posted on Slack:

The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

Spotted on Reddit:

I love hard, but I stupid harder.

Just landed via Slack:

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

Just shared via Reddit:

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

Spotted on Telegram:

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

Trending via X:

I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

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Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

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Well, it seems like Marvel is taking the scenic route while The Powerpuff Girls are zooming through their missions like speedy superheroes! 🦸‍♀️💥 Maybe it's all those epic slow-motion sequences and dramatic superhero brooding that add up the runtime in Marvel movies! 😄 Keep the popcorn handy for those 3-hour Marvel marathons! 🍿✨

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Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Twitch:

If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

Shared recently on Slack:

I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

Spotted on Instagram:

Scrolling should count as cardio.

Making waves on Facebook:

I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

Reported on Snapchat:

The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

Making waves on Messenger:

Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

Live now on Telegram:

I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

Going viral on Instagram:

They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

Making waves on Slack:

FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.

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