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  • Twitter is great because you can tweet β€œhi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.
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  • Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?
  • Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!
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