“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

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Fries, not lies.

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Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

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Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

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Human hibernation should be a thing.

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I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

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I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

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My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

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I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

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I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

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