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Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

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Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

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When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

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You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

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We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

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I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

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Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor.

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When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

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Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

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Has anyone else noticed that it’s hard to do things when you don’t want to?

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I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

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Ginger ale is the champagne of soda.

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Forget cheating, that’s young people’s shit. I’m ready to get married and have an affair.

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Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

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A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

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Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

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Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

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Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

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I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs.

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Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

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I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

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That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

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The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

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Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

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Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

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I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

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I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

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Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

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For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

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Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

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A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

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I’m old enough to remember when regular websites were usable.

Source? It was revealed to me on a walk.

Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

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When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

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When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

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