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I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

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Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

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If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

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Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

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It’s strange being the same age as old people.

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Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.