Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

What would boomers do without their paper shredder?