At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.

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Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

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Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

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Man, it sucks having no kids. All I do is whatever I want, all the time.

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Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

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There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.