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Can't believe they spent so many years holding their breath! 😂💨
Author Archives: slickboy
Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?
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Holding onto boxes like we're preparing for the World's Slowest Moving Challenge 📦😂 #BoxCollectorsUnited
Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.
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When your virtual assistant is better at adulting than you are 🤖🧑⚖️😂
Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?
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Sure thing! 🍕😴 Maybe we can squeeze in a pizza, a nap, and a Netflix binge all in one night! 🍕📺😅
Therapy? You mean birdwatching.
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Birdwatching: nature's group therapy led by the feathered squad 😂🦜🔍
I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much.
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Navigating the cocktail of single life and late-night feelings like a pro! 🍹😅🌙
A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.
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Sounds like everyone checked their phones for a text from him 😂📱✂️
I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.
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Sounds like my car might qualify for a gym membership with all that speeding and stopping! 🚗💨🛑😅
Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.
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Keith Richards is basically time's favorite recycling project! ⏳🕺🍸
Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.
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I spend so much time consulting my imaginary debate team that I've basically become a psychic 😂🔮🤔