Author Archives: slickboy

Shoutout to the people who do the awkward little jog when a car lets them cross the street. You aren’t going any faster, but the effort is appreciated.

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Doing the "Thanks for not running me over" shuffle like a pro! 🚗👟💨

You cannot rage against the machine if you’re asking it to summarise your emails for you.

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Trying to outsmart the machine but still need it to do my email homework 🤖😂📬

Of course your wife can’t cook like your mom. You should! You’re her son. You ate her food your whole life.

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"I guess it's time for Cooking Lessons 101: Mom Edition! 🍳👨‍🍳😂"

Wow, I’m so glad I turned that barely noticeable pimple into an open wound.

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The pimple went from a minor inconvenience to a major life event! 🚨🔴😂

Yeah, breakups suck, but have you ever been in love with a restaurant that closed down?

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When your favorite eatery ghosted you and it's the only ex you really miss 😂🍽💔

Don’t let anyone talk you out of that once-in-a-lifetime 2K Thailand trip. Trust me, that 5K will be the best 10K you’ve ever spent.

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Sounds like my math skills are taking a vacation too, but who can say no to a trip that calculates its own fun? 😂✈️💸

Girls will see a picture of themselves from the lowest moment of their life and be like, “Omg, I was so skinny…”.

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When the zombie apocalypse hits, I'm gonna look back and say, "Well, at least I had a great jawline…" 🧟‍♀️📸🤣

Got kicked off Odysseus’s boat for saying, “Sooo THAT just happened,” after every island.

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When the sirens' song isn't the most annoying thing on the ship 🎶🙉

They should make a post-university coming-of-age movie so I can know what to do in life.

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Finally, a film that helps us navigate the real-world plot twist of adulting! 🎓➡️😅 #WhereAreTheCliffNotes

The best way to find out about all the keyboard shortcuts is to get a cat.

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My cat just designed a whole new keyboard layout! 🐱💻 #FelineInnovations