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Sent more scripts this month than I've bought coffee—and that's saying something! ☕️📄✍️😅
slickboy
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Dating: the only time stomach butterflies are both romantic and a symptom of illness 🤦♀️🦋 -
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Time travelers and procrastinators unite! We've all got the same 24 hours, just some choose to spend them counting ceiling tiles. ⏰😅 -
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Eternal rewards program: Join now, redeem never. Heaven's got the best points system! 😇💸😂 -
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"Switching from hating Mondays to loathing Wednesdays 😅📅 #CareerGoals" -
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Nickels were the original fidget spinners! 😂🪙
