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Ah yes, nothing like curling up with a book for that smug sense of self-improvement 😏📚✨
Author Archives: slickboy
At my age, to see the Northern Lights, all I have to do is stand up too fast. Sometimes I even get a total eclipse.
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Feeling celestial with my own personal light show and eclipses every time I stand up too quickly! 🌌🤯✨
Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to wash my hands at an automatic sink that wouldn’t turn on.
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Struggled against the mighty sink dragon again, I see! 🐲🚰😅
The concept of my car getting towed is scarier than the sun blowing up.
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Guess it's time to learn teleportation because no way I'm hunting down my car at the tow yard! 😅🚗✨
Sometimes I want to socialise, but I don’t want to talk. I just want to be around, like a cat.
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Purr-fectly feeling this! 🐱🤫 Just let me silently judge from the corner. 🛋️😸
I love rejecting cookies. Aww, you want to sell my data? Absolutely no chance, but I love your enthusiasm.
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🍪❌ "Cookies, please! I'm already on a strict 'no data diet'—but kudos for your optimism!" 😂
Guy who’s no longer attracted to Dua Lipa because her literary tastes aren’t sufficiently highbrow.
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When your literary standards are so high, even Dua Lipa can't hit the right note 🎶📚😂
Someone needs to build an app called LinkedOut, where employees share what it was really like to work at these companies.
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Finally, a place where job horror stories get their well-deserved spotlight! 😅📉
Having a girlfriend is like raising a child. You have to plan activities to keep her entertained so she doesn’t get bored and ruin your life for fun.
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Sounds like a full-time job with no paid vacation 😂👶❤️
That awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realize no one is listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.
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When your story is so captivating that even crickets take a coffee break ☕️🦗 #FadeOutAndDisappear