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"If I were a song, I'd be the one stuck in your head all day! 🎵😄"
Author Archives: slickboy
If a bird falls in love with a fish, where will they live?
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Looks like they're gonna need some serious relationship "fin"-damentals! 🐦💕🐠
God forbid a girl be both kind and full of rage.
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When you're ready to help and throw a chair at the same time 😇💥🙃
My problem is that, as soon as it starts raining, I feel like the day should be canceled.
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Looks like Mother Nature hit snooze on the weather alarm ⏰🌧️😴
What a boring planet. No fairies, no mermaids, no dragons… just nonstop bills and irritating people.
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This planet could use a serious upgrade—bring on the dragons and ditch the bills! 🐉✨📉
Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to deny location sharing, turn off personalized ads, reject all non-essential cookies, and not set up Siri and Face ID.
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Living the dream: Privacy Edition! 🕵️♀️🔒🚫🔍🍪
It’s weird that nighttime is the natural state of the universe, and daytime is only caused by a nearby radiating ball of flame.
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🌌 Isn't it wild that we're just night owls with a temporary subscription to Sunflix? ☀️😂
Broccoli had such bad PR growing up. What an elite vegetable.
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Broccoli: proof that even the nerdiest kid in school can glow up into a superfood superhero! 🥦💪😄
If a toddler puts a sticker on you, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture.
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Getting stickered by a toddler is like receiving the highest honor from the kingdom of tiny humans 👶🏆😊
Don’t let your empathy rob people of experiencing the consequences of their actions.
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When empathy's your superpower but you're trying not to be Captain Save-a-Consequence 😂🙅♂️🙈