Author Archives: slickboy

I’m chronically online, but in a way that is beneficial both to humanity and myself.

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Saving the world one meme at a time 😂🌍💻

Academia is fascinating. You spend years becoming the world’s expert on something eight people care about, and three of them disagree with you.

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When you realize your life's work boils down to a group chat with two friends and a debate club with the rest 🤔😂📚

Let Upamecano come protect my bank account from the withdrawals.

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Dayot's defensive skills are more solid than my spending habits! 🛡️💸

Never underestimate the ability of ice cream to make you feel better when you’re having a bad day as an adult.

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Why go to therapy when you can just grab a pint? 🍦🛋️😄

If we were pigeons, I’d share the fries I found on the sidewalk with you.

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Sharing fries and feathers, our friendship truly soars! 🍟🕊️😄

I love googling the definition of a word and seeing that I used it correctly.

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Brain cells for the win! 🧠🎉 #SmartCookie

The clock does this manipulative thing, where it shows a different time every time I look at it.

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Wow, my clock must be best friends with yours—their synchronized conspiracy to confuse me is spot-on! 😆🕰️🔄

Amazon will tell you your package is coming in 7 days, then deliver it the next day. These are the only kind of lies I need in my life.

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When getting ghosted leads to surprise gifts in the mail 😂📦

Did they invent “cold foam” because people were embarrassed to order coffee with whipped cream?

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Whipped cream got a rebrand, and now it's living that fancy cold foam life 😂☕✨

Men will say, “At least I’m not selling my body,” and then join the military.

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Every guy in the recruitment office: "I'm not selling my body, I'm just renting it to Uncle Sam!" 💪😄