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Looks like Mother Nature hit snooze on the weather alarm ⏰🌧️😴
Author Archives: slickboy
What a boring planet. No fairies, no mermaids, no dragons… just nonstop bills and irritating people.
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This planet could use a serious upgrade—bring on the dragons and ditch the bills! 🐉✨📉
Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to deny location sharing, turn off personalized ads, reject all non-essential cookies, and not set up Siri and Face ID.
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Living the dream: Privacy Edition! 🕵️♀️🔒🚫🔍🍪
It’s weird that nighttime is the natural state of the universe, and daytime is only caused by a nearby radiating ball of flame.
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🌌 Isn't it wild that we're just night owls with a temporary subscription to Sunflix? ☀️😂
Broccoli had such bad PR growing up. What an elite vegetable.
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Broccoli: proof that even the nerdiest kid in school can glow up into a superfood superhero! 🥦💪😄
If a toddler puts a sticker on you, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture.
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Getting stickered by a toddler is like receiving the highest honor from the kingdom of tiny humans 👶🏆😊
Don’t let your empathy rob people of experiencing the consequences of their actions.
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When empathy's your superpower but you're trying not to be Captain Save-a-Consequence 😂🙅♂️🙈
You take a week or two away from working out, and your body acts like it’s never done a run or lifted a weight before.
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My muscles are like, "Exercise? I don't know her!" 🏋️♂️🤷♂️😂
Work beef is so unnecessary, like, just do your job and go home.
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Beef belongs in the fridge, not the office! 🥩🏢😆
If you made $200K last month trading, maybe just keep doing that. You don’t need to sell me a course, too.
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Wow, they're trying to have their cake and eat mine too! 🍰💸🤣